Selfie with a Dragon

Hiking past the warning sign Ancient beast beyond this line Smoke is rising, wings unfold This is gonna be pure gold Treasure piles behind his claws Teeth like twenty sharpened swords He breathes fire across the sky But first, let me adjust the light Everyone back home will say No way that thing is real But wait until they see the proof I post on my profile feed Selfie with a dragon Stand a little closer please Selfie with a dragon Try not burning down the trees Smile big, don't lose your nerve Legends don't appear on cue If you run into a dragon Take a selfie or two Climbing up the treasure mound Gold coins sliding all around Dragon tilts his giant head Human... what's that thing you said Just a photo, nothing more Smile before you start to roar Flames reflect in amber eyes Perfect lighting, golden skies He sighs smoke and shakes his wings Clearly unimpressed But if this goes viral tonight He'll be internet famous next Selfie with a dragon Stand a little closer please Selfie with a dragon Try not burning down the trees Smile big, don't lose your nerve Legends don't appear on cue If you run into a dragon Take a selfie or two Okay... maybe less fire this time Selfie Selfie Selfie Selfie Selfie with a dragon Legends in a single frame Selfie with a dragon Going viral by tonight Hold your phone and hold your breath Hope he doesn't barbecue If you meet a dragon Take a selfie or two