Elf in a Call Center

Thank you for calling customer support Thank you kindly for your call I hope your day is going well My name's Elendril of the Vale How may I assist you Yes, I understand your pain Yes, I know it's inconvenient No, restarting twice again Is not what you expected I have lived for centuries Watched the rise and fall of kings Now I spend eternity Resetting people's passwords Elf in a call center, calm as the sea Voice full of patience and courtesy Press one for wisdom, press two for grace Press three if your router's lost in space Elf in a call center, smiling all day Slowly losing his sanity Yes, the cable must be plugged Yes, the glowing light means power No, the modem cannot work While resting in the freezer Yes, I'll gladly wait again While you search behind the couch No, I do not mind at all I absolutely mind I have walked enchanted woods Spoken with the ancient trees Now I'm asked three times a day What is Wi-Fi Elf in a call center, calm as the sea Voice full of patience and courtesy Press one for wisdom, press two for grace Press three if your router's lost in space Elf in a call center, smiling all day Slowly losing his sanity Have you tried turning it on I have walked through ages long I have walked through ages long Watched Empires rise and fall I have fought in dragon wars And you can't find the power cord Turn it on Turn it on Elf in a call center, calm as the sea That was before call twenty-three Press one for mercy, press two for grace Press three before I burn down this place Elf in a call center, ancient and wise Now screaming at customer lines Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh