CAPSULE MONSTER

[Intro – Mechanical Noise] THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! Rattle-rattle-rattle— A clear little capsule rolling on the floor Wasn't looking One more step— CRACK! ... What? [Whisper] I heard that. [Verse 1] From the bottom of my foot something hits the bone Buzz-buzz Buzz-buzz Here it comes! Heel to knee Knee to spine Running up my back and climbing to my neck BANG! Right brain! BANG! Left brain! Straight into the middle of my head— BOOM! [Monster Voice] "WAKE UP." Who are you? [Monster] "YOU." [Pre-Chorus] My vision shakes The colors make sounds Red is screaming Blue is growling low This is weird Weird Definitely weird So tell me why— IT FEELS SO GOOD! [Chorus] BANG! BANG! CAPSULE MONSTER! Rattle that machine Let your senses choose! THUMP! THUMP! CAPSULE WAVE! Don't think about it— FEEL THE GROOVE! Click-click Rattle-rattle Something deep inside is calling me Grrrrrrrr— I hear you! YOU! Yeah, you! You're hiding in there! CAPSULE! CAPSULE! MONSTER! [Verse 2 – Rhythmic Rap] Number? Don't know. Odds? Don't care. Rare percentage? Didn't even check. Fingertips touch the machine Metal vibration straight into me Third from the right— No. Further back. Wrong! Lower! SHHH! Be quiet! I can't hear it! Rattle... Rattle... Rattle... GRAAAAAH! THERE! [Breakdown] Put my hand on the machine Cold outside But something inside is alive A hundred capsules They all look exactly the same Except one— One of them has a heartbeat. THUMP. THUMP. THUMP. [Monster Voice] TURN. THE. DIAL. [Heavy Chorus] BANG! BANG! CAPSULE MONSTER! Heartbeat locked to the machine! THUMP! THUMP! CAPSULE WAVE! Now the whole world vibrates with me! TURN IT! TURN IT! TURN IT! [Human] WAIT! [Monster] TURN IT! [Human] Just one more! [Monster] LIAR! [BOTH] HAHAHAHA! [Bridge – Sudden Silence] ... Quiet. I can't hear anything. Did it stop? No. That's not it. I'm not choosing the capsule. The capsule— is choosing me. CLUNK. Something drops. [Final Explosion] OPEN IT! OPEN IT! OPEN IT! BANG! BANG! CAPSULE MONSTER! Feel that wave inside my head! CRACK! CRACK! Break apart the boring me I was yesterday! Click-click! Rattle-rattle! THUMP-THUMP-THUMP-THUMP! Can you hear it? GRAAAAAAH! Wait. That's not a monster. That voice— IS MINE! CAPSULE WAVE! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! CAPSULE MONSTER! [Outro] THUMP... THUMP... THUMP... [Whisper] So... which one is next?